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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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