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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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