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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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