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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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