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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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