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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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