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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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