Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.