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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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