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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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