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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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