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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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