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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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