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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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