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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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