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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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