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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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