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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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