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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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