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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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