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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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