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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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