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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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