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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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