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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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