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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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