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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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