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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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