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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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