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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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