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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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