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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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