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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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