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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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