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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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