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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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