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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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