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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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