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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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