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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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