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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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