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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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