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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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