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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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