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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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