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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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