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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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