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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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