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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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