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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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