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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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