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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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