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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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