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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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