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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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