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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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