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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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