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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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