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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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