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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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